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cigardadclassic: “Well well well, now that I’m a big teacher and you’re just a fuckin’ small shit you ain’t so tough now, huh?” “Tyler, please, you have to give me my body back! I have a wife! I have a family!” “Oh well, sucks to be
ARGHARGHARGHAR THE COMIC…. ITS SO BAD XD I’M SORRY TO EVERYONE XD it is in the wrong angle so everyone will have to crane their necks to see this shit X3 oh andd the drawing is bad, the story is terrible and ahrhgahrgahrgahrgahrghagrhagrhgagh
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“I don’t give a shit. I’m wearing it tonight, and I’m wearing it at fucking school next Friday.” He buried his face in the dark green fabric to prove his point; he didn’t have to pretend to love the smell of sweat
Me,minding my own business scrolling thru tumblr: Oh shit, yeah I had to go look up that thing it’s really important*A dumbass ‘Gimmie ya fackin MANEY’ vine post comes up*my ADHD Gremlin brain having a fucking FIELD DAY apparently : Hehe….wait
So a few days ago my computer (win 10) did an automatic update and since then SAI was giving me an error that it couldn’t open unless it ran as Administrator (I fixed it now) but now I can’t drag and drop pictures from somewhere into SAI, I know have
skuttz: Some shit came up and i have to run to the doctors this morning. I’ve only got 3 takers on christmas sketches, if i get back home in decent time I am hoping to still finish them all. I’ll be in touch if i can’t. No one has been invoiced
i have to make 3 fucking ads for a huge marketing project and we never even got taught how to fucking use photoshop we were literally just given this expected to know shit and wtf am i gonna do
Having to cheat my way through every MCL mission because clearly virtual boys are too difficult for me to handle
lancrebitch: hotcommunist: THEY’RE!!! ROCKS!!! THEY’RE ROCKS!!!! THEY HAVE BEEN IN THE DAMN GROUND BEFORE MODERN GENDER ROLLS (™) WERE EVEN INVENTED!!! AND YET STILL I HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES! BETTER MAKE SURE I DESIGNATE THESE
duxwontobey: Just a quick message to anyone who is feeling shit right now, or just needs a lil nice thing to keep them going, 2016 is almost over, this shithole of a year is almost over, you’ve survived all the shit it threw at you and that makes you
hellugh: I have 3 moods • I feel like shit • I look like shit • I have to shit
killbenedictcumberbatch: no ones saying you have to hate apple and stop buying their products forever if you’re a long time user but god aren’t you mad about this? arent you fed up with having to buy new parts just for your products to be usable?
I’m waiting to see how long it takes before you realize you’re in the wrong and fucking man up and fucking text me back and be committed to ONE person aka me and not be such a fucking flake. If you don’t wanna be my boyfriend then fucking tell me
The men I work with are fucking douchebags. One of the guys has a pregnant girlfriend who is having difficulties so she’s going to have to have a c-section, and his and the other pricks biggest worry is that she won’t be able to make him his
bastardfact:iloveayanamirei: evongeloin is my favorit amine So beutifull…… I have searched 1028 pages of my blog just to find this one image, you know what? it was worth it!
I finally emailed my boss about being paid at the rate that my new title should be (I should be paid around 15/hour, as opposed to 9/hour). Also I have to do this awful commute bullshit where I go to work at 8:30, stay until 1:45ish, hope I get a bus,
THE KEY TO OUR MAIL BOX DOESN’T WORK AND I’M JUST THINKING SHIT THERE’S CARDS FROM PEOPLE AND PACKAGES FOR STUFF I’M GETTING PEOPLE AND AND AND THROWS SELF TO THE GROUND DRAMATICALLY
pissboast: this shitty bath bomb meme is so bad like have fun with your gross shit water? do you really have to take every opportunity to shit on things women & feminine people like? it’s not even funny it’s just gross and reeks of misogyny
vahnitr: vahnitr: the older you get the more conscious you need to be about kids in fandom spaces…. things is different now. might have been “okay” to talk about smutty shit with adults back when you was a kid on livejournal in 2001 but its 2017
shofie-ffxiv: sarcastic-clapping: im smol and ready 2 brawl I don’t even care, this can go on my main blog. Shofie smol too. But yeah. I’m 5′2″, and holy shit I can relate SO MUCH
imgross-ok: aboutwhitewomen: If men aren’t allowed to have an opinion on abortion, then they shouldn’t have to contribute to federal funding of breast cancer research. “if i cant control a woman’s body, then i want that body to die”
gnaarly: vves: gnaarly: somebody is probably thinking about kissing you and touching your butt right now, how cool is that. doubt it listen you little shit, nothing gets done with that attitude YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE
iinthebackofmymind: “The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re
Been having a shitty day and have been on the verge of tears all day for some reason. Came home, called my mother and cried into the phone. Pretty sure she didn’t completely understand me 90% of the time… Now blowing out my eardrums and
I HAVE TWO ESSAYS TO DO, A LAB REPORT, AND HOMEWORK I’VE BEEN PROCRASTINATING ON FOR WAY TOO LONG TO DO AND I JUST. SHIT. WHY DIDN’T I DO THIS EARLIER. FUCK END OF THE YEAR ASSIGNMENTS.
rudegyalchina: futureblackpolitician: No. Fuck Iggy and fuck Kendrick. Why do we always have to be the mature ones and be forgiving of people after they did some racist and/or problematic shit. I’m not having it. Iggy is racist and Kendrick is a moron
jannahthoughts: It’s important to know that hijab is banned in schools in most of the european countries, such as france, belgium, switzerland etc. Millions of girls have to take their hijab off everyday in order to have access to education, and I
tsunamiwavesurfing: iverbz: salute this some debo shit Ok this is different I’m in the fucking picture he posted. I still ain’t sharing shit tho, we just gon have to scrap if it come to that
bellaxiao: Finally movies that we can watch and not have to find a way to relate to white people.
happythanksgivingbitch: the scariest thing about all this is that the racists dont have to hide online anymore like donald trump being elected is going to make them feel so empowered and ready to start shit and its just like….. im already exhausted
tarynel: ahndaodiu: sonoanthony: tarynel: So ya man can spoil you but you can’t do the same? Yall so selfish. Do better in the new year. do better Last time I spoiled a man I ended up in jail Now you know you have to give us the story
bae–electronica: fonzworthcutlass: Wild. 😲😫 You would have to cut me a financially-freeing check (a gang of zeros on that ho) and provide me two fifths of Henny Privilege to get me to do this wild shit with my parents.
barfy: starwarsolo: New Zealand’s Black Ferns perform their pre-game haka during the WRWC 2017 final @aurummalleus Imagine having to compete against a group of people that fucking intense….hard pass, y'all win, I’m going home.
ginobands: sweetcribs: alwaysbewoke: sweetcribs: eaudrey35: eaudrey35: alwaysbewoke: sweetcribs: alwaysbewoke: This is not the first time white ppl have pulled shit like this. From the New Deal to the GI Bill, they have found ways to exclude
alyssofspades: kyleehenke: you guys go draw/write some fuckign undertale self insert shit do it for mother dONT LET UR DREAMS BE DREAMS AND TAG ME I WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT I’m gonna be totally honest with you guys, I was so close to shying away from
Having to bail on beautiful women is never fun
Again? I hate when i do this shit, i hate having to tell the dove that i slipped again, and this just fucking hurts. I just have to fight not to do anything else… why the fuck does this place bring out the worst in me?
nebraskaswole: barbellsandbiology: whyyy did this picture have to come out blurry camera was intimidated by the gun show
I have to learn to stop being moody at night and control my anxiety a bit better.
blinkyxx: the-mighty-tor: blakegdiamond: easyvirgin: happy Thursday the 20th I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not? next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th August 2015 October
hellugh: kcsammy: hellugh: I have 3 moods • I feel like shit • I look like shit • I have to shit You’re forgetting “I am the shit” that’s not a mood, it’s a life style
It’s sad that I have to wear a natural colored wig to my grandma’s house cause she’s having family stay over for weeks that I have not seen in years, and they will just talk shit about me the entire time if I don’t. Sigh.
batteredshoes: Sorry To Have To YELL!
This whole “senior vs. junior” thing is so fucking stupid dude, like it’s causing so much shit and i have to be in the middle of you two and this shit just ain’t fun. =_____= People take their shit way too seriously… people
prettyvixenavenue:@badgalriri on black women: “We are impeccable. We’re special and the world is just going to have to deal with that.”
Like. I literally wanna go. I don’t wanna do this anymore. God, it just gets worse and worse. Just when I think the worst is over, this shit comes completely left field.
bamboo-muse: thesedrugsthatkeepmehigh: reblogging this because spencer was the best thing that ever happened to this show He was apparently always doing wacky shit on set when the camera wasn’t on him to make people laugh and mess up their lines
my computer is janxed like some shit and I tried to borrow my brother’s external hard drive because I wanted to watch some movies he had and he told me “remember to remove it safely so it doesn’t get corrupted cause it has important
I didn’t realize I didn’t have to name my art pieces I’m putting into the show…my friend told me after I came up with dumb as shit names.
xopachi replied to your photo:http://www.patreon.com/RBG So after thinking… I was wondering where the Hell you’ve been. Everywhere but tumblr pretty much. Had some shit go down irl and then some art shit so didn’t feel like posting
babeobaggins:Please know being your kindest doesn’t mean you have to allow people to treat you like shit. No one is allowed to treat you badly or speak badly about you and you should never let them. Sticking up for yourself is not being mean, that’s
chongthenomad: oh-the-linsanity: spitcastle: AUGHohcrap LAUGHING A LOT. “SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.”
lil-spicypepper:Man editing is looong, I have the worst attention span Also I have so much respect to the women that are able to be sexy with sexy facial expressions. That shit isn’t easy
